What number of NFL groups would lose to the brand new ‘Magic: The Gathering’ ‘Landing!’ card?

I like to contemplate myself a contemporary renaissance man, which is just about code for “I’m an enormous nerd that occurs to like sports activities, and people worlds are sometimes at odds.” So, once I noticed an unboxing for the brand new Magic: The Gathering Secret Lair and feasted my eyes on “Landing!” I knew there needed to be some investigation finished.

“If this spell was solid out of your hand and also you’ve solid one other spell named Landing! this recreation, you win the sport. In any other case, put Landing! into its proprietor’s library seventh from the highest and also you achieve 7 life.”

“Landing!” is a part of the Secret Lair sequence of releases, that are re-skinned playing cards from MtG utilizing artwork from varied locations. This time it’s Blood Bowl, a football-themed skirmish miniatures recreation from Video games Workshop, who’re liable for Warhammer.

That is new artwork and a brand new identify for “Strategy of the Second Solar,” which is form of a bizarre card to elucidate — however individuals like it as a result of it’s an “alternate win card.” That signifies that as an alternative of decreasing an opponent’s life complete to zero, you simply have to satisfy the circumstances on the cardboard. Alternate win playing cards are at all times standard, even when they’re not often that good.

For some time there was a semi-popular deck referred to as “Blue-White Strategy,” which was a management deck designed to cease your opponent from casting spells when you might grind out the sport and finally solid Strategy of the Second Solar twice, thereby profitable. Now it’s relegated to older, everlasting codecs the place it’s a distinct segment card, at greatest.

Nonetheless, now that it’s named “Landing!” it’s sports activities. Extra importantly it establishes inside MtG that two touchdowns robotically wins the sport.

Now, it might be very easy (and lazy) to simply provide you with an inventory of groups who gave up two touchdowns this season and be finished — however I’m far too discerning for that. In my head-canon not solely does “Landing!” should be solid twice, however it will probably’t be counterspelled both, as a result of we want “Landing!” again within the deck to be solid once more, not within the graveyard.*

In soccer an interception is the equal of a counterspell. So I made a decision to see what number of groups threw two touchdowns (casting from hand), with out giving up an interception in between. This can inform us what number of groups in 2022 would have misplaced to this Magic: The Gathering card.

Each 2022 NFL group that may have misplaced to the Magic: The Gathering card “Landing!”

• Week 1: Denver Broncos, Arizona Cardinals, Las Vegas Raiders, New York Giants, Inexperienced Bay Packers, Philadelphia Eagles, Indianapolis Colts
• Week 2: Kansas Metropolis Chiefs, New York Jets, Washington Commanders, Indianapolis Colts, Miami Dolphins, Atlanta Falcons, Seattle Seahawks, Cincinnati Bengals, Arizona Cardinals, Chicago Bears, Tennessee Titans, Minnesota Vikings
• Week 3: Pittsburgh Steelers, Indianapolis Colts, Miami Dolphins, Minnesota Vikings, Baltimore Ravens, New York Jets, Las Vegas Raiders, Washington Commanders, Los Angeles Chargers, Arizona Cardinals, Seattle Seahawks, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, New York Giants
• Week 4: Miami Dolphins, Minnesota Vikings, Atlanta Falcons, Indianapolis Colts, Washington Commanders, Detroit Lions, Houston Texans, Chicago Bears, Jacksonville Jaguars, New York Jets, Buffalo Payments, Carolina Panthers, Inexperienced Bay Packers, Las Vegas Raiders, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Los Angeles Rams

In complete 29 completely different groups would have misplaced no less than one recreation to Landing! this season. The one three groups who wouldn’t have misplaced no less than one recreation are the Saints, Patriots, and Browns.

The Colts stand alone as the one group within the NFL who would have misplaced each recreation this season in the event that they performed in opposition to the cardboard as an alternative of soccer groups.

Lastly, the cardboard in opposition to the complete NFL would have a report of 48-17, proving {that a} single Magic: The Gathering spell is overwhelmingly highly effective in opposition to skilled soccer gamers. Thanks in your time.

* When you’re a MtG participant I don’t want you to be pedantic concerning the truth Blue-White Strategy ran 2-3 copies of the cardboard for redundancy. Don’t attempt to solid Stifle on my enjoyable.